Mentally Jammed Affirmation Token Jar

Because sometimes the only thing keeping it together… is a jar.

Introducing the Mentally Jammed Affirmation Token Jar – your daily dose of chaotic encouragement, packed inside a jam-themed glass jar. Each jar includes 21 wooden tokens engraved with unfiltered, slightly unhinged affirmations designed to hype you up, make you laugh, and maybe mildly confuse you.

Choose your flavor of emotional support:

• Strawberry Smash (Pink)
• Orange Mayhem (Yellow)
• Blueberry Breakdown (Blue)

Each glass jar is topped with a fabric “jam lid” and contains a mix of unique affirmations – while some tokens may repeat across jars, no two are completely alike. It’s like a fruit basket for your mental health, but spicier.

Perfect for gifting, desk motivation, or reminding yourself that “I bend reality for fun” is a valid life philosophy. Bad language included. Good vibes… questionable.

Collect them all and spread the unhinged joy.